Stocking fillers (not sexy)

So you can take your smut elsewhere. 


Criteria is that the gifts need to fill up space without being super pricey but without being total crap.  Tezza’s choc orange already on the lists obvs, along with a satsuma in the toe (NOT a foot fetish thing, what did I tell you about the smut). 

Give me your best suggestions pls. 

Heh well, it makes a difference if it's for cousin Mildred vs ur hubby innit.

For once I agree with Tecco.  Gender specific stuff can be a useful stocking filler.


Paperback book




small bottle of wine or funky can of beer or g&t etc


paring knife or useful kitchen gadget

gardening gloves