I think you've missed a step or two.  Maybe you should buy a how-to manual from Amazon?

I think my guide is pretty comprehensive 

Have you even met la pheebs m7?

IS this "Slut Shaming"? 

Nah not a clue who she is, what she does or if shes even promiscuous, this is just a summary of my thesis on phoebes love life from the many threads of her discussing the subject, i call it a.....phesis

are you that incel guy who buys bottles of piss from girls and has developed a weird thrill around being spoken to by girls, the one who has this theory that their words are going inside him so he has a bit of them inside him? same reason he likes girls with bad breath?

cause you kinda sound like that guy

@wibble I hope so

@sumoking you have some seriously wierd friends 

you have no idea

Id like to

are you vaccinated?

If by vaccinated you mean have i already had and beat herpes, then no, im still waiting for it to clear 

I mean is you jag book up to date with FCO guidance for western europe, eastern europe and central asia

If by jag book, you mean shag book, then yes those areas have been completed 

You went straight to step 2.

Step 1 is set up an account on ROF

Well played ?

For this reason exactly, i had a condom on before the site admins approved my account 

This makes me feel ever worse as two dates and I only got a snog...

I am unsurprised by sails’ response.

Two dates, which means youre not completely hideous, but just sounds like you had absolutely zero game so she tested the snog and it was sexless and led to the murder of anything further 

Props on not being hideous though 

Who's that other one? Fondant Fancy? Seems to fit the bill of the OP.

heh. Clearly not up to Phoebe's high standards

@Dux how dare you

O.o

*ducks*

TL, not to dispute me being generous with my amorous self but I do think you may have confused me with other, more sexy, rofettes.

I dont beleive i spoke directly to your sexyness, i spoke directly to sails sexyness and it did not rank well when considered with your generosity