Amen brother welly. 

I can and have bored people senseless picking that film's many and varied faults to bits

'I had to go and watch it in the effing cinema too

You seen the list of a listers who refused to star in it...?

Can’t believe he pissed himself onstage and then committed suicide. 

spoiler alert etc 

Why was the movie remade so many times? It isn't a paricularly interesting story.