So, what’s your title?

oh, you know, “SPACE MINISTER”.

bragging rights at the bar

 

https://twitter.com/cskidmoreuk/status/1105889215907274755?s=21

I'd definitely call myself that rather than Mr Skidmore

Skidmore though. Terrible.

It's a generous payoff for all that childhood bullying.

The in-house lawyers in the European Space Agency have marvellous business cards that say 'Space Lawyer'. 

I once had a pass for somewhere rather important that said “Agent” which I thought was quite cool tbh.