so now in addition to music through the wall SAME PLAYLIST EVERY DAY

the neighbour has connected his phone to the speaker so that it BUZZES EVERY TIME HE GETS A TEXT

I can tell you how to make a very nasty gas which you can pump through his letterbox using a watering can and a garden hose, if you like.

What I want to know is why I pay my taxes if the people who are meant to be working for me are spending all day at home?


I have chas and Dave on Spotify and earlier it was s club 7

I fear I am your neighbour 

....shake it, shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture

shake it, shake it like a British nanny, shake it


for those of you who remember the times

Nice work, Strutter. What 12 inches long, stiff, purple and makes women scream in the morning?