I love John Hannah, you could have told me this earlier

Oh, just read the whole post.

You are WRONG.  He is cute and charming.  When acting, I haven't met the man.

I've just come off a zoom call. He looks like a skinny nige furridge. 

They wear a LOT  of leather jackets. 

NO NO NO NIGEL FARAGE

I'm merely talking aesthetics. 

On human factor I'd fook him I've paltrow any day

Don't make me come over there

Good lord Gwyneth is 11

But he does look Nige-ish

I've unlocked the door. 

Heh.

Why would anyone fancy Jerry?  He's so vom.  Surely the premise is that Jerry is hot and nasty and the other guy is normal but lovely?  It doesn't work when Jerry is vom.  And that's not an age thing, I remember thinking Jerry was vom when it came out.

I am purely looking at the physical. 

Norn Irish guy is hot but shifty. 

Paltrow is hot but nasal. 

Hannah is frogish and weedy but honest. 

Me too.

He's not hot, he's weird looking and nobody other than schoolboys had curtains in the 90s.

John Hannah is the only one I wood in this film.

I was a very sexy, but superficial, 90s schoolboy. 

I spent most of the 90s appreciating your kind.

I know.

Oh shit.  Is she deid?

I've switched to scotch. 

Oh shit! It's Chelsea and Westminster hospital.  I've slept on the floor of that place with a deeply viral riddled child for 4 nights. 

In the 90s?

Ha. No, in 2004. 

Zac Efron  in c4

Peter Howitt wrote it and he was Joey Boswell in Bread:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Howitt

i always found that an odd fact.

Night kids.