hummm

Don’t do them down, they have many uses.

Taking things off shelves that aren’t too high, comedy sidekick to the hero in action films - the list goes on.

I've got nothing to prove unlike you lanky lot who feel the need to lord your genetic luck over your fellow men.  You have your uses providing entertainment when you have to fold yourselves into confined spaces.

duck or grouse

I’ve got no problem with manlets 

“A noble spirit embigggens the smallest man”

miniature men are fine, provided they don't have a moustache, short men plus moustache - fatal combo.  This is a universal truth.

Good luck with the chronic back ache you lanky streaks of piss.

A fatal combo which is subtly different from a fatal Chambo.

I’ve always found tall men to be off putting. 
 

All the hottest men I’ve ever banged have been under 5’8. 

Well that's the first time in history I've been too tall for someone...