deffo

Worst spelling of "shag" ever.

hehehe what could possibly go wrong!

Is he fit ?  

If so, yes but change the bedsheets before you go out.  

I am a leeetle bit tipsy right now.  I finished all my client work this morning and now I could:

(a) do some internal stuff 

(b) read a novel and have a coffee

(c) get up to mischief, and what popped into my head was that.

I do literally want to have sex again before I die.

Option (d) - speculate on the latest Stunt news...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6876103/James-Stunt-accused-pa…

hello, Fluffy, darling! Yes, I saw that!

Who knows, Stunt might BE the ex from way back when.

She could combine c&d.

Although I suppose if stunt is involved, ti will inevitably be cd.

Heh

I am able to confirm that I have never dated James Stunt.

do you think that he is going to go the way of Scot Young?

On a scale of 1-10 how fit is he still?

If a 5 plus - do it

If a 4 minus - go with the novel ;)

Judy, I suspect there is a very interesting book in it when it all comes out in the wash (if it ever does).

how long has FleaBag been roffing for? 

In my experience, nothing could ever go wrong with contacting an old flame from years ago for casual sex.

You should absolutely do this.

It cannot possibly go wrong in any way.

lolz at Tecco

Mazza - I last saw him circa 2007, so I have absolutely no idea.

Fluffy, I know!! perhaps you are the one to write it???

We can co-author it!

hm why haven't you contacted him before now?

I say no it's the wine talking

maybe a new option of picking up a handsome new prospect

oh Clerghers - you are right

I am so BORED though! I want something exciting to happen.

when in doubt, the unploughed field is the one to explore! no looking back

bet you could go to a nice place tonight and meet new people

firm proponent of some adventure in life

I hear Stunt is single...

oh Fluffy, he is not for me.

hiya fluffy, how's the west?

I am not sure approve of your matchmaking efforts here

Judy, alas but think of the story! I feel a Pulitzer coming!

Clergs, same old same old. Glad it is Friday! How goes the east?

not bad apart from the mice!

Oh dear. Don’t poison them!

Get traps so you know they are not rotting away under the floorboards.

Poison will always get them.  For traps you need jackpot bait.  Chocolate is best.

Or get a cat.  And a few of those sonic emitters.

Nutella works well too

Yep.  Also good if you're on your own and you smear it on your balls and let your dog lick it off.

Um.  Apparently.

Judy, I think badders has found an option (e)!

Hmm

HEH! 

(Seriously, give it a try).

I did this a couple of years ago. Met up with my high school bf about 13 years or so after we'd split up.

It was lovely, there was lots of champagne. Nothing went wrong whatsoever. Unless you count the horrific headache I had the following morning, but he made me a lovely breakfast so that definitely helped.

I was a little worried when I read your first sentence Meh!  Did you read the last few before posting?!!

I'm here Baby!

No. I did not read all of them!  I have no balls to smear Nutella on sadly.

It did make me laugh!!

Heh @ meh.  Genius.

Shades of Five Go Mad in Dorset.

Don't let Timmy do that, it's unhygienic!

Woof!

Go for it JC. As long as you're both single that is.

A friend hooked up with an old flame and got a baby out of it 

which I understand may have been her intention 

It was not me, thankfully 

Is he nuts deep yet?

In answer to the OP: no

100% do it

ex sex is way better than no sex at all

fook whomever you want as long as it makes you happy.

Did you call him?

I have one ex where I’ve had to delete her number to resist the temptation to do just this.

Don't contact the ex-, just come to have dinner with me?