Fancies you 

Kwasi Kwarteng?

Was it a video clip of a cat doing something funny?

Have a word

making a leap here but consider telling him to dial down his tik tok whilst you’re about it 

The first minister is 37 and the prime minister is 42. Get with the programme, old yins!

Jk

I have no idea what KK stands for.  Does it mean he is a bit racist but not into joining clubs?

wang it means kool, kool.

Pretty sure it means ok?

An abbreviated ok in a strung out adhd kid playing call of duty way

christ

Kissy kissy

k 

I assume what he meant was

Dear Sirs,

lol kk

Yours faithfully etc

Perhaps you may be overthinking this.

😂 @ all the granddads

sorry, txt spk and emojis r the communication of the future

Definitely need to get more lolwut?s into my SPA mark ups.

Heh 4 Buzz

OOD pwning the n00bs in here.  HEADSHOT

People who are OOO

ooo what a twot

unexpected informality in emails never ceases to crack me up

You have a great night, yeah babes?

That’s fairly formal in IT world. 

Thank god he didn't write WYS, my g!