Scatman John is one scary motherfucker...

...if you view his videos with no sound.  Take the clip below.  Is he actually singing "Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub", or is he screaming "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!"?

 

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His "Big fish, little fish, cardboard box" needs work.

That's not Strutter.  In my dreams, Strutter clearly sings "The Safety Dance" whilst dressed as a member of Devo from the "Whip It" video and looking/dancing like David Byrne from Talking Heads.  Do you know nothing?

where the fuck do you even start with something like that? 

Yeah, then Tecco starts popping pingpong balls out of his arsehole while Stuxta catches them in her mouth.

Sumo, I believe with the line "We can dance if we wanna / You can leave your friends behind / Cause your friends don't dance / And if they don't dance / Well they're - no friends of mine.".

yeah

I realise this is a harbinger of the apocalypse but kinda with Tecco on this one

your dream is stixta catching Tecco's shit dripping ping pong balls in her mouth? 

dream

not "horrific recurring nightmare"