1. Working from home/still at a virus factory
2. Caught it yet + symptoms/Not caught it yet + symptoms
3. What you want said at your 20 second eulogy before being dumped into a mass grave
4. Name an item you have panic bought that probably wasn't needed, upon reflection
5. Is your pet becoming stressed by all the coronavirus news?
Me first, obv.
1. Still at a virus factory, but going in later.
2. Not caught it yet but sniffly.
3. "He never recovered from being fined for that lost library book. It shattered his faith in society as a whole."
4. Toilet cleaner.
5. No. She's pretty casual about it all. Still, we whisper just in case.