RoF Fantasy Dinner Party

Who would you invite (once lockdown is over obvs)?

The rules are simple. Your guests must be:

  • Real people
  • Alive
  • Three of the opposite sex
  • Two of the same sex


These sorts of threads either tun or flop. This time a third-rate prolif has been 5 times more popular.


Your stipulations are very gender normative Dux, is your dinner party in 1998

hang on Feebs

bear in mind in the rating system of the Royal Navy, years of experience proved that the third rate ships embodied the best compromise between sailing ability (speed, handling), firepower, and cost.

So, while first-rates and second-rates were both fatter and more powerful, the third-rate ships were in a real sense the optimal configuration.

I'll play:


  1. JK Rowling
  2. Kate Middleton
  3. BoJo
  4. Andrew Neil
  5. Michael Fassbender

1. Daniel Levy

2. Peter Crouch

3. Margot Robbie

4. Michelle Obama

5. Jennifer Aniston

Sam Harris

Julian Barnes

Natalie Portman

Phoebe Waller-Bridge


Isabel Hardman


1. Jennifer Aniston

2. Natalie Imbruglia

3. Tom Hanks

4. Anthony Joshua

5. Paul O'Grady

I see that today Natalie Imbruglia has issued proceedings against MGM

This is like one of those shit interview questions.

1. Sean Connery

2. Roger Moore

3. George Lazonby

4. Timothy Dalton

5. any one of the other ones

1. Ruth Jones

2. Princess Margaret 

3. Daisy Donavan

4. Peter Mayle

5. Eddie Butler



battleship knowledge is what the laydeez want! 

I bluddy knew it! 

1. David Mitchell

2. Richard Ayoade

3. Emily Maitlis

4. Nigella Lawson

5. Kate Moss


Is that David Mitchell the writer, or David Mitchell the panel show botherer? 

Lady Hale

Angela Merkel

Ruth Davidson

Simon Calder

Joe Lycett

i thought this was going to be fantasy dinner party lists made up of rof posters

which had much more scope to descend into a fight

FC, do a rival prolif. It is bound to get more responses than this one 

1. Victoria Coren-Mitchell 

2. David Mitchell

3. Richard Ayoade

4. Susan Calman

5. Matthew Goode