Have fun you Fvckers. And yes I am still cross you deliberately scheduled this when I can't be there. 

I have no idea who you are. Soz.

I’ll tell you on Friday Meh  (at the Karaoke)

[Hitch Hikers Guide style on] “mostly harmless “ [style off]

I told you when I filled in your bleedin survey

I am a famously roof dwelling, slave driving, feline. 

Bring on the booze

Last year my availability was ignored and I had to miss it, so I have no sympathy for you this year Catters ;)

Are there many people attending this year?

Is Catters attending? Yay!!

He just said he couldn't attend... ^

Bump!

I’m looking forward to getting hammered at this. 

Ektnet

Wednesday bump!!

Just two more sleeps people!!!

Lunchtime bump

And remember this may well be the last one ever.

WHY?!

Will you all be there by 6, or is it usually a delayed start?

I just thought that next year when we are all in roaming gangs fighting over who gets to eat the plumpest rat we will probably have other things on our minds.

Fair point struts, hadn't contemplated that but you're right.

Some people are usually there by 6pm but the preburger crew are usually a little later, but they bring with them the hallowed kitty. Which reminds me, I must dig her out...

Sweet, will aim for post-6 then

imagine the apocalypse happened DURING rof drinks and you all had to shelter together for 3 months with only the stock of the old bell to keep you going

you coming Clergs?

there is actually a more than 0% chance as I'm hoping to go away on saturday possibly via heathrow

but I am probs too scared

Preburger before Alan sounds like it could go disastrously wrong.

Heh@ Anna. Speaking from experience?

Thankfully no.

Tell me that photo isn't real.

heh, that's hilarious

God, it must have felt so good letting go of that.

Also heh @ the short guy in the duffel coat's shockedface

lol it Must be pretty recent. The time is 244am and the Night Tube has only been running a few years. What is that? Jubilee line platform at Waterloo or something?

Northern Line at Embankment, I think.

But how did the poo get on the floor? There are no big gaps in those benches?

They've been running tubes all night on NYE for years, but you can tell from the haircuts, fashions, quality of the photo, adverts that it was taken in the last 2 or 3 years.

no need for a gap Anna. The poo is in front of the seat not under it. 

But his bum is on the seat.

Yup, Northern line at Embankment. He may have shat and then shifted backwards

probs pulled his trousers down and let go on the way down before actually sitting 

I'm wondering whether the little shocked guy is someone I know, actually.

I am cursing my family for organising an early Christmas lunch out of London so that I can't come.  Much as I live you all I'm not sure I can risk being disinherited in favour of the Old Bell.

Sails, this is not a lunch time event. It's evening. You can do both!!

My 3 year old loves that tube picture - she’s giggled looking at it through dinner 

You think this is bad Cookie, don’t have a look at the Grant Holt thread...

Have fun all.

I shall be somewhere in Scotland

TARDY THURSDAY BUMP!

Oh look a bump specially for dux.

I doubt dux will make it, seeing as he's so busy organising his very own kristallnacht.

Bump for pheebs.

sorry to be a lazy cvnt but r these tomoz? where and when?

I don't think I'll be there. Have fun you bunch of lunatics.

No idea Wang, I wish there was a thread covering all of those questions. 

Get your divining rods out and hope it leads you to beer. That is the only way to find us.

HR sent me an emailing to remind everyone that after the last time, Wang should not be encouraged to get his rod out.

Have fun all you lovely roffers/ roffettes.