Doubtless he's perfect material for one of the Gold/Silver/Bronze Turd firms.
If he comes to any firm where any Roffers work, there's a choice:
(1) Find another firm, or
(2) If you are more senior to him, on Friday at 18:00 get him to scan and paginate those 100,000 documents just received from the counter-party per discovery by first thing on Monday.
Then scream at him in front of staff when he hasn't done it properly, e.g. page number should be on bottom right, not bottom centre.
Send him on coffee runs also. Fetch the lunch orders. Take suits to the dry-cleaners. Shoes to the cobblers. Get rid of the floater in the bogs.
He will probably get his snout in the lobbying trough or earn hundreds of £/$ K with speaking engagements with extreme right-wing GOP-MAGA-type business groups .
Horrible person. One less incompetent turd in a Govt of incompetent, self-entitled turds.
So-called lawyer Salmonella Brazen-Braverman is next for the chop. No-one is above the law.
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A nonentity promoted way above his abilities, purely due to party loyalty. Just like the Gauleiters in Nazi Germany.
Just like the Gauleiters, he talked big then bolted when the enemy were at the gates.
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Like that idiot Nicky Morgan going back to Travers before being quietly shuffled out the door due to the widespread horror among the mid-level/juniors
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I won't be recruiting him but I imagine a bank or financial firm will
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To do what Davis.
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to be some inevitably useless public policy liaison-with-government twot adviser
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Exactly
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