Quote for notebook

What would you get embossed on the front of your fancy new leather refillable notebook?

I'd get my initials if I wanted to like it. 

I'd get "live, love, laugh" if I wanted to hate it. 

~~~~As I leave my competition, respirator style,

I climb the ladder to success, escalator style~~~~ Biggie

‘He rode her corpse to fame and fortune’

Dance like nobody's watching. love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening. live like it's heaven on earth

"Remember that the universe is infinite, work is boring and meaningless, put this notebook down and go and do something that pleases you."

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

#blessed

Arbiter:  sounds great but i'm stumped.  Is there some clever reason your nouns aren't in the same case?

Maybe just go with a nice quote from a poem. Something like this:

She suck’d and suck’d and suck’d the more
Fruits which that unknown orchard bore;
She suck’d until her lips were sore

"the biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams"

~Oprah

" My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

 

But..."the lone and level sands stretch far away...."!

Is there some clever reason your nouns aren't in the same case?

I'm a comp school kid reliant on google translate.

Phoebe specific "Why aren't you looking at my tits?"

From all your posts on this forum Phoebe it would have to be "serial shagger".

From all your posts on this forum Phoebe it would have to be "serial shagger".

"fook the billable hour. fook it to hell and oblivion."

Lets go a bit JK with:

"Sdraw kcab daeru oy nac"

Good ref Pinkus. Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

It's actually from Jay & Silent Bob. 

Rock quote for feebs' book would be "You want to go one on one with the Great One?"

I know Pinkus- one of my fav films! Seen the reboot?

Hah maybe right re the Rock. 

I've not seen the reboot; is it any good? That level of puerility tickles me in just the right way. Like Beavis & Butthead. 

I was walking to work the other day and was remembering the bit in Clerks where the video store bloke was listing all the porn film titles he was ordering - for some reason "All Holes Filled With Hard Cock" as a film title still makes me snort for some reason. 

If you're a fan of Kevin Smith it's worth a watch. Nowhere near as good as the first one. But does carry the story on.

Apart from Clerks 2 - everything he's done since the original Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back hasn't really been that great.

Did you not like that film with Bruce Willis he did?

I'd be worried about revisiting the old films. I'm betting they're the kind of thing that were amusing at the time, but as an older person the wistfully youthful comedy and terrible production values would be jarring. 

Although I did watch Baseketball recently and that was still fun. 

JSBSB was the one with Eliza Dushku in the back catsuit right?

No thought the Willis one was terrible. Supposedly he was a massive jerk on set and bullied Smith.

Suppose it may depend on how your tastes in other respects have changed. Mine are pretty similar and loved the original Jay and Silent Bob just as much. Saw it and the Reboot in a double bill at the Prince Charles cinema at the end of 2019.

Basketball is a good un.

It’s good that dvds don’t wear out the same way videos did isn’t it?

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my norks, ye Mighty, and despair!

I went with a Salinger quote (Obvs)

 

“I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.”

"Another pointless meeting that could have been an email" 

I’d go for DIE YOU MOTHERfookERS