cause I saw this and it put me in mind

Please would you explain the clock one for me.

read it out loud, risky.

amit - the customer is a supporter of the current conservative party and so doesn’t have the mental capacity to understand basic concepts or answer simple questions

its really funny

the olive oil one made me lol

Great stuff

More.

They are pleasantly amusing. Thx!

these are brill

the magnesium one cracked me up 

... and another!

Heh @ this thread.

The car one always gets me

I like the lawyer present one too

Hehehe @ the collie.