Puddings ranked

Deep fried marses was robbed!

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In what world do hot cross buns deserve to be that high up the rankings?

Deep fried mars bars can actually be alright, but not as good as deep fried malteasers.

Proper suet jam roly poly and custard is god tier, along with sticky toffee and a properly tart rhubarb crumble. 

Eton mess and affogato are next tier down, as whilst they are both outstanding they are a bit more situational being cold puddings. 

Hard to muster up strong feelings about any other puddings tbh, all much of a muchness to me. 

What Tom said re sweets chart.  

People who call the final sweet course "pudding" unless it is a pudding are as bad as people who think pasta is pronounced pæsta.

I really hope that corbyn’s apparatchiks read rof and are keeping records of who gets sniffy and sneery at what is the lower class term for a meal or a course. 

Sweets is a generic term for all sweet dishes, including cakes and afternoon tea stuff.  Calling dessert "sweets" isn't correct either, but not as wrong as calling non-puddings puddings. 

And you lot manage to shoehorn class into anything that involves you asserting which dialect/slang prevails.  The rest of the English-speaking world doesn't seem to have trouble grasping the idea of a correct term and a dialect/slang variation without turning it into a class commentary.

I did specify that it was a regional variation, orwell. In my local lexicon it would be a very hyacinth bucket thing to say. 

I disagree that sweets is generic. Sweets is just chocolates and haribos and that sort of thing. "Do you want any sweets?" does not extend to cake or pie.

There is a difference between sweet and sweets.  Asking someone after a meal if they want a sweet is clearly a reference to dessert but asking someone generally if they want some sweets is asking if they fancy pick'n mix.

Just to answer the OP:

 

God tier = I never eat, so 0%.

Top tier = I love hot cross buns and sticky toffee pudding, so 70%

Mid tier - I never eat any of that, so 0%

Low tier = I only eat Christmas pud, and only at Christmas, so 1%

Crap tier - have never had one, so 0%

 

No apple pie?  No crumble?  No banana loaf?  No pineapple upside-down cake?  FOR SHAME!!!