Some of you may remember a few years ago I saw a man in my football changing room who was very very hairy yet had a waxed groin - he looked like a child was colouring in a bear but refused to colour in the groin.
Well yesterday I saw his kodak negative. A man as hairless as a fish but with a thatch of pubes so voluminous it was like a 60s beehive haircut. Amazing. Like someone sellotaped a bird's nest to a Greek statue.