This made me chortle hard:

SummerSails20 Feb 20 12:13

Now Rofers roll up for Sails eco outdoor summer experiences.  You'll be collected by luxury coach from London and taken out to Lincolnshire where you'll be accommodated in a luxury yurt or rustic cabin from which you'll be able to enjoy your daily activity of harvesting fair trade environmentally sustainable cauliflowers and potatoes.  At the end of your holiday you'll get a free sack of potatoes and a box of cauliflowers.  All yours for just £999 including as much gruel as you can eat.