What was wrong with the last one? Did he soil himself because there were no amenities close by?

What happened with the last one?

what PP and cru said

it was not a sex positive experience

Oh, c'mon, you've got to give us more than that!

What they said. Did you have bad sex or no sex?

Maybe be failed to request pegging

Please bump or update the last thread as nobody knows how it ended.

Maybe he enjoyed pegging just a leetle too much. 

You always do this Phoebe- dangle a juicy hint and then leave us hanging. 
Is he one of the gamekeepers on your estate a la d h Lawrence?

Council estate?

Her country estate Chambo. She's mentioned before that her uncle has a country pile somewhere in Northumberland. 

Phoebe is one of those people on RoF I've never had any interaction with. I can't figure out if she's rich or poor, straight or ironic. It's a bit like reading Teclis if you don't know the backstory.

It was a joke.....

 I like Phoebe’s style on here - think I’ve met her - impressive embonpoint?

Where do you fit into those categorisations Dux?

did he turn out to be 27 squirrels in a big coat?

hold on what the fck is straight or ironic meant to mean?  is ironic another one to add to LBGTXY$? as a self identifier

heh

is it phoebe or lady penelope who only shags married men?

describe looks ffs.

erm, okay

middle aged balding, gingerish fat man, circa 30 stone, approx 5.5, bit of a limp, caustic scottish drawl, predeliction for yellow and black tartan trousers

err

got a mole under my left eye

is that enough to get you going?

keep going - nearly there ...

bull, I am not sure we have met unless you used to post as someone else.

Dux, why dont you interview me on the 3 Dux show or do you enjoy the mystery?

There is a certain mystique. 

More critically though, the 3 Dux Show was pulled. The ratings went through the floor. Nowadays people prefer either reality TV shows like "Teclis", or gentle nature programmes like Mutters with his bees.

heh @ dux.

I recall there were major technical glitches during the second episode which did not help.

mutters and his bees, how it may have looked

From your own estate is a terrible idea unless you get on in which case it’s great. 

Turns out I am pickier than I thought;

negatives

- judged me buying a four pack of carling

- spoke like an 11 year old girl 

- had numerous relatives either in prison or convicted

- moving to city miles away next month 

positives

- was aware of hundred reasons 

This does not make you picky, it makes you sensible.  Sorry, I know you didn't want to hear that.

But Hundred Reasons are an amazing band.

tomorrow we will not chat, I will just play you Ideas Above Our Station

Ok.  And I will speak like an 11 year old girl (with a 20 a day habit).

Relatives in prison!?

WTAF

Carling isn’t the best tbf 

Blimey

Dux, does that help you assess if I am rich or poor, straight or ironic?

When you say Carling, are we talking Special Brew?

tbf he has a point with Carling but his loss

Carling?

How does relatives in prison merit a wtaf?

Does dux think when someone commits a crime they send the entire extended family to the chokey?

You fucked him then, right

Dux, half the Guinnesses have had multiple relatives in prison. Do you judge them? This lot might all be in Ford for insider dealing

About 1% of the population must have heard of A Hundred Reasons, and even then might not remember them.

Laz, there was no fucking. 

My hunt continues 

Phoebe - who did you used to post as?

"Dux, half the Guinnesses have had multiple relatives in prison. Do you judge them?"

Er… yes, a bunch of  privileged inbreds have even less excuse than the rest of us.

IG, I was Phoebe Caulfield

Holden's sister but much nicer than her bro.