People who are going sugar free for a month

No you aren't, that's literally impossible. Well done on signposting yourself as a dick tho.

People who ask a cake shop if they have any sugar free cakes have completed the level and will now be drowned in molten tablet.

I’m giving up speaking to people who do these stupid virtue signalling wankfests for 2019*.

*ever.

she was talking about it moments after pushing in front of me in the cake shop queue the HATEFUL SUGAR LIAR

banana, rum and toffee

it was *kiss fingers emoji *

bloody hard but not impossible - and depends what you mean by sugar - fructose free is a logistical nightmare