"Really? Get a life!"

Classic channelling of Alan Partridge from dux there.

I am amazed you look at LinkedIn to be honest dux.

Meh, I quite like it.

It's all so fooking twee isn't it?

I hate breakfast seminars.  I ain't got nothin to say to you muthafookers til I gets me some pastries.

The last breakfast meeting I went to was in about 2012 and I demanded a full English and a glass of bubbly. Didn't go down well.

I stopped going to breakfast seminars when they started becoming dry Danish pastry and a glass of supermarket long life orange juice type affairs.

You’ll need more than that to get me out of bed an hour too soon.

Yeah I've completely stopped going to that shit.  It gets you nowhere.  Better off taking a client for a pint or a bite to eat and just making sure you do a good job for them.  fooking loitering around talking about the impact of whateverthelatestfookingthingis.

Or better yet...the potential impact...if it pans out the way we think it might

TBF beanbags are pretty cool.

We have a legal tech twot in our firm that loves this.

"Great w**kathon session at Substance Over Form & Co. Thanks to Jim "Failed Lawyer with No Technical Qualifications" Bellend for his insightful talk on "Why You Should Buy This Overpriced Shit From Us."

Surely that should be Form Over Substance & Co?

No this was the other one set up when Stanley Substance left the first in a strop. 

Ah gotcha.

HEH@Stanley Substance