Heh!

one of them drowned.  pulled under by a strong currant

A large crowd gathered outside until police were forced to choux them away.

They were trying to éclair the area

I'm desperately trying to fit 'cream horn' into this...

...but failing obvs.

Bet they thought they'd gateau way with it.

The managers are croissant their fingers that there will be no further incidents.

Apparently they sent a Scottish tax lawyer in to sort things out but it tur ed out she wasn't clever enough.  Just a tsrt tartan

Wonder if the police have found the missing dough yet.