Partridge Weekend

I’m off to Swaffham for the weekend and planning to make as many Partridge gags as possible.  Might even buy some driving gloves if I see some at the mini-mart on the way there.

Oh, I thought that this was going to be about a day's driven partridge shooting at some decent Norfolk estate on Saturday.

 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".

Someone took a swing at me for shouting ‘DAN! DAN! DAN!’ down King St in Norwich. 

must happen a fair bit tbf tbf

When you are in one of the hot tubs you could look knowingly down at your budgie-smuggler covered crotch and exclaim "Yes, it's an extender!"

School for the deaf? Does that mean there will be noise or there won’t? Just deaf - not deaf offenders?

I thought this was going to be an ironic take on partridges bond weekend - watching everything he has ever done

Lynn, have a word with the builder because the other day his jeans were so far off his backside, you could more-or-less see his anus. 

I don't think any of us have ever been to Norfolk (tell a lie I once went to a wedding near Norwich) so have no idea where the nice bits are.


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