Parents who get annoyed about keeping the fakeness of santa a secret

Most get it by about 12 or 13 at the latest.

You will one day.

13 what the actual fook

Boss at work reckons his 11 year old “still believes”

Either he or his son is a moron. Probably both

HEH @ 13!!!

Cos if y’all keep them retard them’ll do pretty much an’thang

I was 8 I think but tbf I stopped believing in tje tooth fairy at 6

Yep, about 8-9 is the most you can hope for.

People don't read too good these days neither.

I still believe

Dux is 47and 3/4 and still believes in Unicorns and sunlit uplands tbf...

Santa doesn’t exist? You bitch.

What kind of idiot would believe Santa doesn’t exist? Srsly

Exactemente

It's called having a childhood, Clergs. Why must you be such a heartless creature?

The average is 7 apparently.

If my children were stupid enough to still believe when going to "big school" I'd have to tell them. FFS

Especially if you are a younger sibling you are aware by about 6

wise ones know to keep schtum though so they still get a pressie

see also the tooth fairy

I think it's creepy to lie to your kids for no reason except your own delusions about childhood innocence

We went on a "Santa Train" yesterday and my 3 year old had one of the best days of her young life. My 7 year-old knows it's bollocks but plays along.

But if Clergs came along, banging on about obscure tax provisions and how there's no point to anything and how there's too many tourists in Edinburgh and Santa isn't real!?!? Phooo, there'd be big trouble!!

heh

majority of the adult world believes in god and go on and commit violence all over the world.

kids, in their innocence, believe in santa and believe in being good and reward scheme.

I doubt you should have problem with the kids here.

coffers I don't think the "majority" believe in God but I do think teaching your kids to believe nonsense is deeply dangerous

and tbh weird

how do kids go from oh yeah creepy beardman sneaks into my house to ever trusting their lyingass parents again?

And after this week’s ‘Childraising tips from clergs’ in the next episode of the show we’ll be doing ‘Drain maintenance with Dennis Nilsson’

Why do you care so much about what parents do, clergs?

I used to think like Clergs. Until I had kids.

Logically it makes no sense to lie to your kids about a fake bearded man who flies through the sky, but the concept of being truthful and your child (a) being seen as the class twot and (b) missing out on several years of joy and wonder is ridiculous.

Clergs: you goin crazy laydee

because parents raise the lunatics of the future, woo

do you think it really is "joy" tho, ap? it's weird and creepy and I definitely think kids who believe in santa are more likely to grow up to fall for scam artists

I went on Jihad because Santa didn't bring me the Hungry Hungry Hippos that I asked for....

heh @ wibble

gave me a titter here.

Clergs - majority in the world do believe in god of one kind or the other and a significant minority are happy to believe the bollocks that "my god is better than yours"