Out yourself for sometihng

I have pretended to be a vegan to make people like me.

I ate a can of tuna when I got home.

 to make people like me

Why didn't you also take up Crossfit and become an atheist. People love talking about that shiz ad infinitum.

Me and my brother in law went to a nightclub in Truro and pretended to be deep sea divers working on the rigs in Scotland to make some girls like us.

sometimes I pretend not to be a unionist because I think we tend to be quite unappealing

Dusty - that reminds me.  How can you tell if someone's into Crossfit?

 

Don't worry, you don't need to.  They'll tell you.

It was specific people Stardust.

Would you rather eat steak or be friends with these people?

heh I never pretend to be anything and in fact I cannot keep my mouth shut - despite having resolved to do so as it is more intelligent sometimes.

I mostly socialise with left leaning people and my views and theirs do not always match. the other day I was at a friend's place, and they are all very "progressive" and in particular feminist and "gender"-blah, esp the women. I myself think very little about "gender studies" and started talking that way, the men in the background giving me all sorts of signs and whispering "noooo, dude, shut up" whilst the women were getting angry and started giving me the evils, resulting in various girlfriends of friends labelling me an arsehole

 I myself think very little about "gender studies"

 

How surprising that a straight white male should be this way....

I was the original Chambers - although I preferred Chambo.  Or Chambersbot, since a lot of posters seemed to want to dump on me.

I am completely dispensable at my job but my employer seems unaware of that.

I am PP's employer.  He doesn't know but the whole enterprise is a Potemkin.

New Chambers - why do you think it's okay to steal my identity?

"Me and my brother in law went to a nightclub in Truro and pretended to be deep sea divers working on the rigs in Scotland to make some girls like us."

Doesn't being a hedge fund type loosen knicker elastic more effectively? I admit it lacks the same edge of danger and action...  

 

Aged about 13 I scratched my Dad's car when he asked me to drive it into the garage.  He's still got the car, it's still got the scratch and he still thinks it was some random arse in London who scratched the car.

Ah so that's what happened to Bubbles when Michael Jackson died...

What new identity? The Bloop one looks a bit flimsy to me. Get some substance boy.

I have been posting on here for quite a while.

New Chambers, I like your passive aggressive style.

You have potential.