Ok, which Roffer is in Somerset?

Badman is pretty close to there.  The M.O. fits.  Case closed.

heh, do you think it was leiderhosen and the grunts were oompah tunes?  or maybe a dry suit and he was asking for help with his mask..

 

If that photo is the actual perp he's too skinny to be a roffer 

Holy fuck, that's far too close to home.  Very near to where I live.

 

But it wasn't me, I swear.  My gimp suit is in the dry cleaners.

I bet she was showing her feet though - clearly asking for it.