Until it fell off, and then again with the bloody stump.

Back in five.

Clive.

Ahm oot.

Mincing fookdragon.

Fizzy knickers

Seabiscuit (vb)

think on your sins is a classic

I think it was originally said when I was doing it so circa 2007.

It has aged incredibly well.

Much like me.

I'm tuglite about all this, personally

Describe norks

w**kpuffin

minty nipsy

throws sandwich

(Titanium/diamond/tumescent etc., etc) agree

Wot (random Roffer) sed

free after you've paid

m7s

"think on your sins" is actually from Skyfall, isn't it?

Maidstone 

No, Davos, he's right, it was Skyfall.

Clergham - as I’m going off to relax in a gentlemanly fashion/strum the fluffy banjo

*as in “I’m going off …*

I will end you on rof

I will cut you down ruthlessly 

Clive is not a rofism

"I'm leaving this board"

I hold a licence to carry concealed weapons.

*pulls up chair, grabs popcorn*

Cataffe

When I was in government 

Having a cough.

These days Mutters is not as funny as he used to be!

Most days, this board is populated by many aunts, khunts and cvnts - or so we are regularly told.