So the other night I was scrolling through the channels and happened upon this programme. I pressed OK to see what it’s like and also in the hope that there might be a nice pair of tits to look at. But what was on offer were two weird looking chaps with what seemed to be legless tardigrades sticking out from their groins.
I was pretty sure mine doesn’t look like that face on, but to double check I stood in the bath opposite the mirrored wall cabinet and dropped my shorts. It was with not a little relief that I saw that my penis does not in fact look like a tardigrade from any angle.
But then again I am circumcised which no doubt accounts for that.
I am not sure whether this is an argument for or against circumcision as standard practice but if it were any argument at all, it would be in favour of circumcision if aesthetics were a factor. So in this regard (and this regard only) it’s a +1 for the jews and muslims.
(Full disclosure: I am considering submitting the above to R4 for a slot on Thought for the Day)