MY DINNER WAS COMPLETELY RUINED!!

A BEAUTIFUL - AND EXPENSIVE! - PIECE OF STEAK BURNT TO A CRISP AND COMPLETELY INEDIBLE: THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN THINK OF IS THAT MY OVEN IS LEFT WING!!

I HAVE RACKED MY BRAIN AND IT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION THAT MAKES SENSE: I PUT THE RIBEYE IN AN OVEN DISH AND PUT IT ON THE TOP SHELF OF THE OVEN AT 210 DEGREES FOR HALF AN HOUR… AND YET IT WAS BURNT!!

CLEARLY THE WORK OF THE LEFT!!