Muffins or Puffins
the magnificent sven 12 Sep 19 11:33
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Let's get down to the important questions. 

Which is best:- 

a. A baked cup-caked shaped treat, perhaps incorporating blueberries or chocolate chips.

b. A seabird with a colourful beak.

 

I know which I'd prefer.

 

I totally want a puffin.  Not as much as I want a duck though.

If you're saying a. to that question its only because you've never tried my mum's recipe for roast puffin.

We have three of his plates on a wall plus one of his art works framed in our room. I love his stuff.

"Not as much as I want a duck though"

*hides in the reeds from the scary man*

As a pet, not to shoot.   I want a white one with a yellow bill.

 

I also want a tortoise.  Which I would call Bob.

Why do we have to choose? I want a muffin and a puffin.

If you're into sea birds, you should try to get hold of some guga. Clergs will no doubt have a stash she might share.

Puffins may look cute but they are quite bitey and will shit on you for fun

A puffin is obviously better than a muffin.

I saw Atlantic puffins this summer, so cute.

Now if you'd said puffin or doughnut I would have struggled.

If you're saying a. to that question its only because you've never tried my mum's recipe for roast puffin.

Heh, do you know how tiny they are?

Puffin also famously a rival biscuit to Penguins. 

I wonder if it was a toss up between Rastamouse and RagamuffinPuffin? 

That's a round of the soggy biscuit game I really don't want to imagine.

Badders there used to be something called The Puffin Club (as in Puffin books) which Young Gwenners joined. You were sent a toy Puffin with various outfits. If it's still going you could enrol the Bad kids and nick the toy. Just saying.

Not tried it myself but I understand puffin tastes pretty minging. I do know from personal experience that they are pretty stinky so it is probably muffin for me.

Nice thinking, Gwen.  Will give some thought to that.