Moist Today

I have terrible tit sweat

I'm hoping for a good rain storm tonight to clear the air.  I'm planning a 10 mile run tomorrow, which in this sort of humidity will be downright unbearable.

I am not feeling moist, Badders, despite being of ample boobage, because I have a good underwired bra and a fan pointing directly at me.

I dunno what the fuck everyone is on about finding the word "moist" so offensive, by the way.  All sounds a bit sexually repressed to me.