Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory

I have a particularly interesting job opportunity coming up, requiring me (I assume) to take the MMPI-2.

I had a similarly interesting opportunity a while back which did the same, and where I got knocked back.

Any tips on how to answer 562 questions in a way that suggest I am just the right kind of psycho?

 

(I've done a bit of reading on how the control and verification sections work, and I do t think there's anything that I really need to conceal)

answer every question as follows (bold caps and, ideally, green)

 

THE BAD CHILDREN WITHIN MY HEAD MUST DIE SO THE GOOD CAN RUN FREE