furio's mum is still at it with strutts after years

poor strutts

Every 2-3 days, I guess.

ok. me once a week. I am not lusting after other women, it's just that it is sufficient for me

Probably once a week unless there is a special occasion or on holiday

Never at the moment. Otherwise once a week or so

None of your business

Don't live together (yet)

like rabbits when together. 

most rabbits die from having fly eggs laid in their unclean posteriors.  the maggots eat them from there inwards.  this knowledge comes from having a vet (non vietnam) as a cousin

Well I await my lapine fate with good grace 

fooking hell and evolution has not provided them with the means to avoid this? poor rabbits

Everything does what it can to survive, eh....

I guess they breed so famously quickly that the hairy shytty bum has not been affected by natural selection

tis why cats n dogs lick heir arseholes sometimes innit

What Wang says is true and I can tell you they do not mention this to either you or your parents at the pet shop when you are 8 years old. 

To be fair rabbits need to get breeding again as there are far fewer of them than there were a few years ago.  

I'm currently exhausted from my activities last night but that was only date number 3 so hardly a relationship.

Well I have no intention of breeding 

Just make sure you don't let any maggots invade your ass