Hay!

Nominative determinism? 

She's taken a bit of a shoeing.

She seems unstable. 

She's had a mare. 

Won't remain an MP furlong.

Heh. V G. 

Thanks. I've got the bit between my teeth now.

Playing a blinder. 

A bumper crop of puns

Are you trying to stirrup resentment?

I bridle at the very suggestion

You're admitting you can't accept criticism. That's the mane thing. 

These puns you lot keep trotting out are making me giddy. Up with this I will not put. 

(h)oof. Harsh words. 

Ah, I see you've changed tack.

You guys have saddle ittle lives. 

Now you're being foalish

This thread has run its course. 

Shoddy thread, needs a gaitkeeper.

Nonsense. It was the mane event today