Little prejudices you harbour

Short men all wish they were taller.

Hot women think everyone wants to do them.

Most office workers are malingerers. 

Young women who smoke are more sexually available. 

Hardship makes people in other countries noble. 

Noble County is a county located in the U.S. state of Ohio. As of the 2020 census, the population was 14,115, making it the fourth-least populous county in Ohio. Its county seat is Caldwell. The county is named for Rep. Warren P. Noble of the Ohio House of Representatives, who was an early settler there.

Blue hair does not naturally occur in human hair pigmentation, although the hair of some animals (such as dog coats) is described as blue. Some humans are born with bluish-black hair (also known as "blue black" hair), which is black that has a blue hue under the light.

The number of qualifications and descriptors after a man’s(invariably) name in his signature is proportionate to extent to which he is an arrogant and useless c-unit.

You put milk before water for tea, you are a neanderthal. 

If all you can talk about is politics, a girl's tits or your shiny car, just move on. 

If you do not have an artistic side (anything), you are dead inside. 

If you are genuinely religious, you’re almost certainly a lot less intelligent than you think you are.

Depends.  I'm an atheist, but I think this is simplistic.  Catholics are boss at astronomy for example.  

People with obvious plastic surgery, especially lips, are silly and vain.

Of you holiday at the Costa Del anywhere then you are a chav.

Men with shaped and/or filled in eyebrows are sinister power tops.

Hahah.  Admittedly not very clearly phrased. 

The Catholic church has made great contributions to astronomy and some very senior church figures (who are presumably very religious) have made important contributions to astronomy and physics and science more generally e.g. Georges Lemaître. 

Liking the honesty - proper litany of ‘little’ prejudices nicely laying out the middle aged and middle class prejudices of various British lawyers. Not saying for a minute that I don’t have prejudices but it’s funny how predictable ‘ankle tattoo/slut’ and ‘35andsingle/weirdo’ are - I guess people really do turn into their parents after a while. 

I'm screwed on Linda's prejudices but maybe I'm just picky and have had the chance to settle but knew deep down it wouldn't work as I'd get bored after a while.

Middle aged men who don't have children are very, very suspect.

Bald and short men hate themselves and over compensate by being little cúnts.

Women under 50 who have had cosmetic surgery, implants, injections etc, for reasons purely of vanity, are to be avoided at all costs.

Anyone at all driving a 10+ year old Range Rover Sport is just a fúcking spazz chav twát.

Clearly the experience hasn't taught u anything m88

If I'm up at 8:15am on a Saturday after a brutal week to take Frogspawn to swimming, that *is* engaging with her, I'll check the football fixtures on my phone if I ph@cking feel like it, and bigstyle LOL @ the idea that I'm a bad parent.

That said, the entire premise of this thread was prejudices, which are different from immutable beliefs - a prejudice is an initial judgement based on certain cues - so, although strutter seems to miss this point for instance, there are loads of people I know and like who don't like football (note: not "soccer" or "association football"; it's football, and stuff you do with an egg shaped ball is something else) and don't think are bourgeois tedes who still think how their middle class mummy taught them.

"Women under 50 who have had cosmetic surgery, implants, injections etc, for reasons purely of vanity, are to be avoided at all costs."

Aren't they presumed filth?

I want to cap off my present contributions to this thread by postulating a list of cultural signifiers of female sexual availability, but actually I can't think of any good and reliable ones.

No as the general pursuit of perfection means they don't want to do anything that results in a hair out of place or smudged lipstick and they certainly don't want to end up covered in anything that requires washing off.  They'll probably also get annoyed about you allowing their outfit to become creased on the floor.

Personalised plates are pure twagasm, agreed. I generally like flashy lower middle class stuff that ROFers love to sneer at, like modern houses, wearing trainers for fashion and having a hot tub in the garden, but personalised plates - be serious.

The old school better suburbs of Eastbourne established but socially anxious middle-middle class vibe is much, much stronger on here than I've ever observed it in the legal profession irl, though I generally worked for top firms that you get into on merit. I am not just saying this because Sailo, whose mum still tells him what rough boys to avoid, has shown up.

That all Aussies can survive in the great outdoors armed only with a length of twine and a corkscrew.

That all cafflick girls are filf 

That whenever John Redwood speaks he is being wrong about something 

That I am the smartest person in the room.

There are far more 1950s small town Tories on here than there are in, for instance, your actual Tory party. Probably more than there were in the 1950s tbh.

When the men of rof* say "filth" do they mean 'might be willing to leave lights on/ put my peen in her mouth' 

or proper coprophilia style filth 

??

 

* tromboner excluded as an anomaly 

I was worried more about you taking heed of these people.

(my nemesis has been known to wear an anklet in public, but it's very far from the worst thing about her)

Anyone who  thinks aspartame has any meaningful ill health effects after 40 years of it being one of the most consumed artificial substances in the first world is a bourgeois try-hard.

"Women under 50 who have had cosmetic surgery, implants, injections etc, for reasons purely of vanity, are to be avoided at all costs."

Aren't they presumed filth?

 

The polar opposite IME

Every male royal is thick.

Almost every female royal is thick.

Deliberate tanning is a foghorn that booms I AM A GIANT CHAV.

Most women check a guy’s packet if they get a chance.

 

 

Tangent it's a fair point although I'm not the only person in this world who doesn't buy into society's traditional views on lifelong monogamous relationships.