A couple of weeks ago I was waiting for a bus when it was kicking out time at a posh super academically public day school, where the A Level students had just finished an exam. All dressed immaculately , a student asks his mate why he wasn't about the weekend.
He replies. " I robbed 200 pounds of vodka from sainsburys was caught, and the security guard stopped me, and tried to wrestle me to the ground. I wasn't having any of it so I wrestled with him, and threw a few punches until I was detained by staff. The police came arrested me for assault and theft, and I spent 6 hours in the police station. I was charming, parents were called and no further action was taken. I am lucky the school didn't find out" Jesus dear lord .