Life hacks

Can't afford a new phone? Get a new phone cover. You'll feel better right away. 

I hate the expression and concept of “life hacks”. They are always either the bleeding obvious - “Smokers: save money by giving up smoking!” - or of such marginal benefit to your life that you have to be quite tragic to be bothered to use them.

Perfume can't. Missus had put testers where I put eye drops and I mistook one for t'other yesterday. Fúck me that smarts.

A tin bath suspended over a burning pallet works wonders for the weekly family bath if you're struggling to pay your utility bills.

Avoid buying new shoes every 6 months for growing children by buying 4 sizes too big and making them wear lots of socks. 

This is rhe simple HACK that the mortgage companies don't want YOU to know!!!!1!!!11

 

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Just live in your car, peasant.

Finding yourself dehydrated after weeping salty tears over the tories’ latest debacle?

Drink more water 👍

Wash your willy carefully each morning so that you don't have to waste time washing your hands every time you go to the loo.