Can't afford a new phone? Get a new phone cover. You'll feel better right away. Can’t afford a new phone? Be less poor; it works a treat. 0 Vote up! Can't afford a new phone? *mute thread* 4 Vote up! I hate the expression and concept of “life hacks”. They are always either the bleeding obvious - “Smokers: save money by giving up smoking!” - or of such marginal benefit to your life that you have to be quite tragic to be bothered to use them. 0 Vote up! Love a live hack. *Smears cider vinegar on left testicle* 0 Vote up! Is that to see if you cut yourself shaving? 0 Vote up! It’s nearly as bad as Side Hustles. Anyone who uses either phrase should be strung up. 0 Vote up! Want ultra-clean spectacle lenses? Grab a microfibre cloth from the kitchen and use that! 0 Vote up! Chilly? Piss yourself and stick trousers in microwave for 1 minute. Toasty! 0 Vote up! Use baking soda for everything and sometimes vinegar 0 Vote up! WD40 can be used as eye cleanser. 2 Vote up! Perfume can't. Missus had put testers where I put eye drops and I mistook one for t'other yesterday. Fúck me that smarts. 1 Vote up! Sudocream on everything 0 Vote up! Re-patted to UK? Rexpat asap. 0 Vote up! Didn't these used to just be known as hints and tips? 0 Vote up! Thought it was a "top tips" resurgence. Haven't seen one in a while 0 Vote up! Lemon juice! Ideal remedy for stained worktops, linens and weeping chancres. 0 Vote up! A tin bath suspended over a burning pallet works wonders for the weekly family bath if you're struggling to pay your utility bills. 1 Vote up! Prevent people from thinking you're ugly by being better looking. 0 Vote up! Side hustle is doing my head in at the moment too. 0 Vote up! Agreed re sudocrem though - nature’s miracle cream. 0 Vote up! Beat the 5p plastic bag tax by bringing your own bags! 0 Vote up! Break lockdown rules by claiming it was a work event! 2 Vote up! Save money by not using it to buy goods and/or services. 2 Vote up! Avoid buying new shoes every 6 months for growing children by buying 4 sizes too big and making them wear lots of socks. 0 Vote up! This is rhe simple HACK that the mortgage companies don't want YOU to know!!!!1!!!11 . . Just live in your car, peasant. 1 Vote up! amazing photo fails that they don't want you to see. Number 543 will AMAZE you. 2 Vote up! Don't waste money on expensive binoculars. Simply move closer to the object you wish to view. 1 Vote up! Don't waste money on expensive first class stamps. Simply post your items 2 days earlier. 1 Vote up! Finding yourself dehydrated after weeping salty tears over the tories’ latest debacle? Drink more water 👍 2 Vote up! Didn't the S*n publish a hack about beating the 5p carrier bag charge by bringing your own bag? 0 Vote up! Wash your willy carefully each morning so that you don't have to waste time washing your hands every time you go to the loo. 1 Vote up! Can’t find time to exercise? Don’t, you lazy cvnt! 0 Vote up! Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register 1 Vote up!