There was a bloke at school called marcus davison
he would make his eyelids go inside out* and then hold his breath and strain until his face went beetroot red and he fainted. He would then get sent home. On several occasions he ruptured blood vessels in his face or eyes doing this.
*known universally as "baked bean eyes"
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I knew a guy at school who’d had some kind of surgery on his stomach that granted him the remarkable ability to vomit at will. This served him well when he had a disagreement with another young lad. His threats of “I’ll be sick on you” were heeded but rather late, and he managed to catch his fleeing victim in the back with a few flecks of regurgitated lunch. I’ll probably never forget that.
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Good alzheimer's self check that Chimpoid. Have a post it next to your bed saying "do you remember pukey dave"
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What did I just read.
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Good game, if off topic. Errmm...
we need to talk about kelvin by marcus chown?
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This is why I am here.
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