I dated an American girl once. Her parents lived in Berkeley, California. She was studying at Santa Cruz.
I flew over to Santa Cruz, stayed with her for a few days, and we drove up to see her parents.
As we arrive, her dad is sat in a rocking chair on his porch, smoking a cigar, with a rifle in his lap.
Katie, bless her, sceams "Oh, shit!" slams the brakes on, jumps out and runs at the house, waving her arms and shouting "It's OK! We didn't have sex in the house! We didn't have sex in the house!"
Bless her. To this day, I don't know if that performance was scripted in advance.
(He was taking potshots at deer that were nibbling his hedge)
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I dated an American girl once. Her parents lived in Berkeley, California. She was studying at Santa Cruz.
I flew over to Santa Cruz, stayed with her for a few days, and we drove up to see her parents.
As we arrive, her dad is sat in a rocking chair on his porch, smoking a cigar, with a rifle in his lap.
Katie, bless her, sceams "Oh, shit!" slams the brakes on, jumps out and runs at the house, waving her arms and shouting "It's OK! We didn't have sex in the house! We didn't have sex in the house!"
Bless her. To this day, I don't know if that performance was scripted in advance.
(He was taking potshots at deer that were nibbling his hedge)
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If you're a Judge you shouldn't even have a daughter. You're supposed to be celibate for Drokk's sake.
These nice men from the Special Judicial Squad will escort you to the shuttle for the Titan penal colony.
See you in twenty years, creep.
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