Just spotted

James Middleton on the Kings Road. He was carrying two Waitrose bags for life and a big bag of kale.  

He does look a berk and I'm not entirely sure what his function in this world is. I recall that he started a business printing pictures on big marshmallows and was surprised when it went under.

I don’t know the Trap Door. Google tells me it was 1984 by when I had been in boarding school for a long stretch and had 2 years to go until parole. Things being what they were in those telly deprived days, I have v few tv cultural references between 1976 and 1986. Might explain why I’m a bit weird. Partly.