I want him and Bojo to reenact the final scene from Requiem for a Dream.

(I don’t want to actually see it though, mind you.)

I will have to Google that

I hope it involves them eating each other to death

He will blame the rest of the brexiteers and walk away. 

Bo Jo will reacquire US citizenship

If you have to google, know that it’s the scene involving Jennifer Connelly.

Heh

And get another smug column

Andrew Neil v amusing interviewing Rees-Mogg last night (after Laura Keunsberg also basically slagged him off to his face)

"well i'd better let you get on, I imagine you have a lot of plotting to do"

I have a friend in the lobby and they are all surviving on adrenaline and coffee at the moment

I think that is my dream job!

yes but Clergs she has to be polite to people like Nigel Farage and Piers Morgan

Being polite to idiots is law 101, tho! I'd find the charming secrets out of people bit much harder. My method is to say "tell me your swcrets!" and they hardly ever do.

True

you really don't need to charm people to give up their secrets in Parliament though

the other downside is constantly being screamed at by the party PR people and SPADs

Similar happens to me a lot anyway. I would like a job that at least came with a misdirectingly sexy byline photo :D

I am not in fact allowed a photo less I shatter the screens of all website visitors

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