I'm the first in a meeting room and it smells of farts

And everyone who subsequently arrives is going to think I farted.

Should I bring it up or does that make me seem more guilty?

He who smelled it dealt it*

 

*I realise this old wive's tale is not cool in the new woke world**

 

**Nor is the phrase old wives' tale probably***

***I am now wondering about my apostrophies