If I were TM

Shes toast now so doesnt matter to her any more

so she could just revoke Art50 and say, to hell with the lot of you, you have made this happen. She never wanted brexit and whats the point of democratic no deal, if shes going down may as well do something useful

she can't do it herself!

imagine

"oh and ps I want a trade deal for belgian waffles and i'll give you whisky. smell you later!"

Yes, she should just say there is obviously no consensus therefore the status quo ante applies 

And that if Cameron had been half educated ,he would have known that a fundamental change such as this should  require a 75% majority 

Cant she, clergs? Secret meeting with barnier, news blackout, sign on the dotted line. Then disappear.