I reckon I'd get a lot less random harassment from idiots but I would also be really irritated by the whole "white male privilege" thing so might not enjoy it all that much even so.
I would also feel stressed out by having a penis.
I don't think I'd be attractive and the restrictions on makeup options would be a downer.
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It's all about how u brandish it
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Men are not stressed out by having a penis. Some are very stressed out by size of said appendage.
You’re thinking about being a man like a woman (obviously). Men think differently.
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Yeah but I think my habit of overthinking to my own turbodetriment would have penile consequences.
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We are a species whereby a Middle Aged man with a substantial beer belly looks in the mirror and sees David Gandy.
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That explains a lot tbf.
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And sadly so many women look in the mirror and see mostly the “imperfections” that are entirely invisible to 99% of men rather than the reality that they are lovely looking
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what thuggy said
I'm so hot I give *myself* a boner
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Yes, but in your case, Laz, you actually do look like David Gandy.
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tru fax
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As someone objectively odd looking I can confirm this is not a universal truth. People, male and female, are really vicious to women they find abnormal (and it'snot entirely about appearance in raw material terms, more instinct about an ability to "fit"). It's an interesting insight into the species, tho. Makes belief in any sort of elevation beyond the fundamental ape impossible.
I worry man me would be a bit Jordan Peterson.
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Although maybe am being too harsh on hypothetical self.
If youse were women who do you think you'd be like?
Don't say Emily Ratwhotsit.
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Clergs. You ain’t odd looking. HTH x
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I'd be Julia Sawalha.. Specifically her
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I would be melania trump with a sharp knife and an escape plan.
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Curly hair can be difficult to manage.
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... Tangles and bangles and UV damage...
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If I were a woman I’d be like that lovely Chang shih lady-pirate. She sounds delightful
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Don’t ruin Julia Sawalha for me
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I’d ruin her any time she asked
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Mugen - gotta love a band girl right
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*bad
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I believe Alan Davies already did his best, FF.
Richard Herring and Keith Allen also.
Davies was reportedly a complete khunt to her tho.
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It is to my great reassurance, should I ever be on the market again, that the delightful Jules evidently loves an unfunny fat aunt.
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wtf? I thought you were supposed to look like Liz Truss.
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Laz - pretty sure your last was not a Herring reference (given you're there in your suit and tie
), but if it was I presume you may not be au fait with the RHLSTP podcast. If you're not I heartily recommend it and you have a bountiful backlog to gorge through and enjoy.
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Heh! <3@dux
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chz m99
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