Pale to the point of transparency. Hairy. Wearing Gaelic shorts
Is this a description of Paul Mescal? At least the Gaelic shorts.
Fassbender is half German and was born there. He may be what Irish males should aspire to be but I'm not sure we can get there without some teutonic genes.
It's either Conor Murray or it's Mr Fox. But really only one of them brings me a coffee in bed before he goes to work, so I think that tips the balance.
He did an Agatha Christie thing called And Then There were None, in which he was terrifically well groomed. They left the body hair intact though, I noticed.
Is the ex Ireland International rugby star Brian carney not the hottest rooster in the barn? His hair is magnificent. Simultaneously both a man's and woman's man.
Because the discussion is about blokes, it's OK to label it "ideal physique", and dropping the notion that personality and personal achievements matter lol. Whereas I suspect a thread about "woman with hottest body" might attract the new morality police
Yup. Speaking with some old school buddies recently, I asked was I mis remembering because I was jealous he went out with Charlize... nope, they reminded me that everyone hated him
Didn't he throw a hissy fit on the set of Lord of the Rings and was promptly fired, what has he done since?
Glinner
Massive spuds
Louis Walsh
Pale to the point of transparency. Hairy. Wearing Gaelic shorts
Reckon most Irish blokes would probably say Brian O'Driscoll in his pomp. Sadly the attainable reality is probably more like Rory Best currently...
Is this a description of Paul Mescal? At least the Gaelic shorts.
Fassbender is half German and was born there. He may be what Irish males should aspire to be but I'm not sure we can get there without some teutonic genes.
No it's what all my Irish family look like (even the girls etc and so on)
I bet ronan keating could write u some properly shyt poetry, anon
No idea if this is a prolif or not, but the answer is Aiden Turner.
Heh @Threeepwood
Maybe with a side order of Gordon D’Arcy
Dara O'brien?
Actually, I do fancy Neil Hannon from The Divine Comedy as well as Michael FAssbender.
Yeah Neil Hannon would probably get it from me too, although I’d be a bit worried about breaking him.
oh what were those two Father Ted / Alan Partridge writers? Linnehan and Matthews: At least one of them is probably a contender too.
Btw I’m having great fun imagining Cillian Murphy lurking on this thread, frantically clicking refresh and getting more wtaf with every new post.
I see you, Cillian.
It's either Conor Murray or it's Mr Fox. But really only one of them brings me a coffee in bed before he goes to work, so I think that tips the balance.
Robbie Keane is the Ur-Irishman
Oh, Andrew Scott. Especially if he still has the vestments.
Peter O'Toole obvs
Colin Farrell actually too, I forgot him for a moment there.
He did an Agatha Christie thing called And Then There were None, in which he was terrifically well groomed. They left the body hair intact though, I noticed.
I like body hair on men.
Gabriel Byrne, the original hot priest.
Is the ex Ireland International rugby star Brian carney not the hottest rooster in the barn? His hair is magnificent. Simultaneously both a man's and woman's man.
Because the discussion is about blokes, it's OK to label it "ideal physique", and dropping the notion that personality and personal achievements matter lol. Whereas I suspect a thread about "woman with hottest body" might attract the new morality police
Brendan Gleeson
forgot Colin Farrell?? I went to school with him and don't remember him at all... (also Stuart Townsend but I remember him... sadly)
As an Irish man, I can tell you that the ideal Irish body is 500 acres, a Massey Ferguson and frontage (you might want to look that up)
Oooh was Stuart Townsend a douchebag?
so our Irish cousins are less into Dominators (fnarr) when it comes to large farm machinery then?
Yup. Speaking with some old school buddies recently, I asked was I mis remembering because I was jealous he went out with Charlize... nope, they reminded me that everyone hated him
Didn't he throw a hissy fit on the set of Lord of the Rings and was promptly fired, what has he done since?
well I once heard a girl at a Hunt Ball say "if he doesn't own a combine harvester, I'm not interested"...
It’s Daryl McCormack.
I think the Neil Hannon love puts paid to the notion that personality is irrelevant tbf papercuts.
Reported for sexism and body shaming
The ideal male physique is whatever said make is happy with
Um Eddie, nobody cares about Colin Farrell's personality
I bet ronan keating could write u some properly shyt poetry, anon
Yep, when it comes to the art of writing Celtic poetry, there no one who can touch Ryan Giggs, obvs.
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