I went to the pub and I don't understand what has happened

Why did the prime minister opspose the opposition of no deal? I do not get it I thought she knew that would be bad.

I'm not sure anybody knows what's going on any more.  

I can't face actually reading anything about it but I saw on Twitter that the government whipped against itself and lost? 

I'm pretty sure that happens in an episode of Veep. 

Sorry zero but as I said I have been in the pub also copyright doesn't protect ideas just the way in which they are expressed

Hugo rifkind says "no deal is off the table but there isn't a table"

???????

Liverpool and Barcelona won.  Was something else going on?

I just came out of a dinner and am also trying to figure out wtf happend

it is baffling 

The government was betrayed but the outcome it wanted has happened????

???