on Platform 1 at Crewe railway station. I thanked him from my 16 year old self for his joke about fisting Norman Lamont ("talk about a red box"). He expressed surprise that I knew what fisting was at 16. I said I had a video on my Amiga computer which included fisting at about age 14. He was a bit taken aback.
It was an odd start to the week I have to say
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Didn't his fisting joke effectively end his carrier?
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I'm impressed by that!
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Yes it did dent his career.
He was very grey and old*, and a big fat tummy.
*how DARE he age
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Thank you for not doing a ‘guess which celeb I saw this morning’ thread.
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Do you watch Little Princess? An excellent role for him albeit with that edge of inappropriateness given some of his humour.
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Did you give him a warm hand on this entrance?
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heh, aimed more at TPS than you Abbs.
I watch TPS as I have a tiny sprog who has suddenly decided she is the best thing eva.
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not "watch TPS" clearly, but "watch Little Princess".
I may have been at your hayfever pills Abbs.
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The Little Princess is excellent. The combination of Clary's involvement and her broad northern accent always makes me suspect that she is going to say something horrifying, along the lines of:
JC: "Hello Princess - are you ok?"
LP: "NO!!"
JC: "Whatever is the matter, Princess?"
LP: "The Admiral's stolen ma dildo, and now it smells like ass again!"
JC: "Oh dear - that's not good"
LP: "He never washes it properly, the fookin' shithouse!"
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Julian Clary is an all-round great human from everything I've ever seen or heard from him.
Would definitely pick him over most others to be on a lifeboat with.
If nothing else would at least be fun dialogue over who to kill and eat next.
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The pantos are brilliant. The Genie of the Lamp in Aladdin was a role he was born to play.
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