I have never

been in a maze.

I’d have put money that you’d been to Hampton court palace gardens at least once in your life.

I’d have lost that money!  Mazes are fun with a partner, great to get lost in and find a random dead end for a bit of early relationship outdoor snogging.

Theres one in Falmouth.  I speak from experience.

This surprises me.  Although they are quite disorienting if you get into a big one.  There was one at Blackgang Chine on the Isle of Wight which I tried when I was about 11.  Started out ok, but about ten minutes in I got totally freaked out and my dad had to rescue me.

I have been to Hampton Court for the flower show. 

you need some billionaire to take you to cliveden for a dirty weekend and get lost in that maze (I wonder if you're allowed in before Public arrive?)

I’d have lost that money!  Mazes are fun with a partner, great to get lost in and find a random dead

 

 

unfortunate line break there

Heh.  I just finished listening to “Poisoning pigeons in the park” as well, so it all fits!

When you think about it though, isn’t life just one big maze?

“had no one ever

————

up the wrongun” 

said judo wistfully...

Little bit of a Smiths quote snuck in there by Bentines I note.

I made the mistake of going into one with a hangover on a hot day.  Absolute hell.

The second was at Hampton Court with my 6 and 2 year olds.  Little better.

This is by far the shittest game of "I have never", that I've come across

Oh sorry I thought we were playing I have never been in a maze but please tell me about your maze experiences

There is an ace one in Leeds Castle.

And at Hever Castle there is a water maze.  I suspect there would be no shortage of gallant gents happy to escort Judo thereto...

Well what use is that?

I’m not going all the way to Leeds.

*bangs head on table*

Is it? Is it really?

I never knew.