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??? It's not supposed to send until I'm finished. What a rude website.

Anyway. As I was saying, I have just been made to feel bad and weird about myself by an Instagram account. Which is annoying because that's for young idiots.

It's a young smug Tory Comms officer doing pouts in the mirrors of bars that she definitely isn't paying for herself on an ipsa scaled wage.

She has lovely things and clothes and looks really pleased with herself and will probably be in a future cabinet and basically it makes me think there is no point in anything.

 

No, better looking than her but with a very similar annoying vibe.

I would not be totes surprised if this one doesn't end up in the tabloids. I would run a two page spread on annoying Tory blondes if I were an editor. Click click click.

Don't you think she's had work done already though? 

She looks a bit like a cat in a wind tunnel. 

Heh!!! This made me feel quite a bit better thanks Rofanna smiley

Anyway. As I was saying, I have just been made to feel bad and weird about myself by an Instagram account. Which is annoying because that's for young idiots.

 

Surely making you feel bad and weird about yourself is for old idiots unless the demographic of ROF has changed.

A couple of girls I used to know worked at Central Office and banged their way through a large number of Tory MPs.  

They both ended up as housewives and mothers, not Cabinet Ministers.  Well-heeled housewives and mums, but that was the end destination.  

Yeah tbf that's probably the norm. And then their husbands bang twenty yr old researchers while they get old and bony.

It's the ciiiiiiiircle 

Etc

You could always just not do Instagram.

As i’m sure the Lady would have said if only we had met a few more times ‘Other people bring me problems, only strutter brings me solutions’

I wouldn't say I "do" Instagram, which is probably why I was so scornful of the youth.

The financial times account is whizzy fyi.